... I've improved, haven't I?

To the left, we have darling Phillip, our token knight in shining armor. 'M not sure if I've ever told anyone about him, but the biggest apparent thing is the spelling of his name. You see, he can't read or write; neither can his father. He asked his father about writing his name once, and the scene went something like this...

Phillip: "Father?"

Father: "Yes, son?"

Phillip: "How is my name written?"

Father: "... Two Ls, I think."

After that, he always signed documents "LL". Anyone who knows how to actually write adds an L to the normal spelling.

On our right, Jomee is looking smashing in a darling little orange number by "I'm Too Cheap To Have Someone Else Fix My Torn Shirt" Phillip. Jomee steals clothes from Phillip because they smell nice (read it as "smell like Phillip").

Both characters belong to me, but their hearts belong to eachother.